Cracked iphone screens, obnoxious back seat Uber rides, therapy sessions in the women’s restroom, drunk dials to the ex, crying in the line to get pizza and shots immediately followed by a chorus of “WOOs.” We are well aware of the signs of your typical wasted white girl. And is it really a party without a song blaring in the background encouraging us girls to take “just one more shot” which triggers the spiral of horrible decisions?
So this Wednesday, I will give you the perfect “White Girl Wasted” Playlist to help set the tone for the series of unfortunate events we all know the night will bring.
Rihanna – Cheers (Drink To That)
Transviolet – The Hamptons
Noah Cyrus – Stay Together
Ciara, Nicki Minaj – I’m Out
Louis The Child, Icona Pop – Weekend
Lorde – Sober
The Chainsmokers, Emily Warren – My Type
Britney Spears, Iggy Azalea – Pretty Girls
Dua Lipa – New Rules
Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)
Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj, Ty Dolla $ign – Swalla
Sammy Adams – All Night Longer
Asher Roth – I Love College
Rae Sremmurd, Gucci Mane – Black Beatles
T-Pain, Lil Yachty – Dan Bilzerian
Click Here For The Spotify Playlist.