I love telling funny jokes and telling my strange stories.
Here are a few things about me:
- My favorite singer is Johnny Cash – R.I.P Johnny, you’re still the man.
- I went to a Mormon baptism. I’m not religious, but their food had me on the verge of conversion.
- In college, I had my cervix FROZEN – seriously, they froze it.
- My mother visited me for a “girls weekend” when I was in college and she lost her wedding ring in the trashiest club in my town – sorry momma, you win some and you lose a lot.
- I crashed my Dad’s car into a pole in a Taco Bell parking lot when I was 17.