Being Bold & Breaking Rules

I’m Michaela.

I love telling funny jokes and telling my strange stories.

Here are a few things about me:

  1. My favorite singer is Johnny Cash – R.I.P Johnny, you’re still the man.
  2. I went to a Mormon baptism. I’m not religious, but their food had me on the verge of conversion.
  3. In college, I had my cervix FROZEN – seriously, they froze it.
  4. My mother visited me for a “girls weekend” when I was in college and she lost her wedding ring in the trashiest club in my town – sorry momma, you win some and you lose a lot.
  5. I crashed my Dad’s car into a pole in a Taco Bell parking lot when I was 17.
With Love,
lipstick .jpg Michaela